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This is a print. It is 11" x 5.5" large, printed on matte cardstock,stamp-signed and numbered on the reverse. It might save your life one day. It's wisdom is undeniable.
Maybe you have money you want to give, but require nothing in return. Or you want to add a tip to other things you are buying. That's very kind of you. You will likely end up in the afterlife of your choosing if you decide to buy this item.
Apparently I this scaly shirt has special science in it that makes you less scaly. I can’t comment on that because my scale to sweat ratio is classified. • 92% polyester, 8% spandex • Fabric weight: 4.42 oz/yd² (150 g/m²) … Continued
From mermaids hunted for their meat to a ghastly beauty pageant, Wayward Sisters celebrates lady and non-binary monsters who are indelicate, impolite, and irrepressible. Inside you’ll find tales of undead motivational speakers, vengeance demons compelled to hunt family, and a gentle T. Rex who just wants to be loved.
My story is about two married ladies whose trust in each other is complicated by the haunted house they inherit. Maybe.
You are probably too busy with your modern life to get in all the time for weeping you deserve and require. If you think it would make it easier for you, here is a shirt that will get that weeping … Continued
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