You need things. Things reassure you that the meat is still here. They weigh you down. But, like, in a good way. It’s a really good way. You wouldn’t want to float off all un-tethered-like. Freedom is suffocating.

So buy things. Here are some things you can buy. We can only hope they bring you the specific comfort you are seeking.


Barty Shirt Sq
Funnel your anxiety into this tiny creature. He carries the world on his shoulders.
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Better Living Through Flowcharts
A PDF of my short story about my own struggles with anxiety. Originally published in Sweaty Palms vol 1, edited by by Liz Enright  & Sage Coffey in 2016.
$2.00 Add to cart
friendship edition III: expedition
The third edition of Friendship Editions comics anthology
$15.00 Add to cart
Fully Automated
All-Inclusive Fully-Automated Vacation [beta] tells the tale of two ladies who are dating but also work together in the worlds first resort hotel managed entirely by an AI. The AI has some weird ideas about what's best for the guests.
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House Of Strays
Each panel follows a different cat as they wander around Maxine's house, in this strange tale of slow burn suspense. Each book is risograoph black and white, hand bound and 52 pages. Nominated for the Doug Eisner 'Nipper' award in 2018.
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Idols Of The Cave
Three stories of a murder, each told from a different character's perspective, including that of the ghost of the murder victim. Content may include witchcraft and gay crushes. The physical version of this book has been out of print since 2018. You are buying a ghost (PDF.) Alternatively, you can also purchase it from gumroad. [gumroad id="VuSil" text="Purchase PDF on Gumroad for $5CAD" wanted="true" locale="true"]
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Iron Friendship
The second edition of Friendship Editions comics anthology.
$15.00 Add to cart
Lasercut Pin

These are lasercut wood, hand-painted pins and brooches. Because they are hand painted they may not appear exactly like the image. There are several variations of this pin, which you can select from the drop down. You will love them. … Continued

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Mountainous Expectations
I didn't think it was going to be like this. We have a duty to warn the others.
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Oracle Pin

“In you need help telling the future or decorating your body in a large way these enormous, three part pins can help. Each hand can be place independent of the body, just like real hands, and are tethered to the … Continued

$30.00 Add to cart
"Let Barty soak up all your anxiety by running needles through him and lashing him to your belongings. "
$6.00 Add to cart