Barty Shirt Sq
Funnel your anxiety into this tiny creature. He carries the world on his shoulders.
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Lasercut Pin

These are lasercut wood, hand-painted pins and brooches. Because they are hand painted they may not appear exactly like the image. There are several variations of this pin, which you can select from the drop down. You will love them. … Continued

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Mountainous Expectations
I didn't think it was going to be like this. We have a duty to warn the others.
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Oracle Pin

“In you need help telling the future or decorating your body in a large way these enormous, three part pins can help. Each hand can be place independent of the body, just like real hands, and are tethered to the … Continued

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Patch
"Let Barty soak up all your anxiety by running needles through him and lashing him to your belongings. "
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Scales

Apparently I this scaly shirt has special science in it that makes you less scaly. I can’t comment on that because my scale to sweat ratio is classified. • 92% polyester, 8% spandex • Fabric weight: 4.42 oz/yd² (150 g/m²) … Continued

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Weeping

You are probably too busy with your modern life to get in all the time for weeping you deserve and require. If you think it would make it easier for you, here is a shirt that will get that weeping … Continued

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